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How did she tell them apart? He asks her about it and she breaks down crying and says her husband comes home drunk and beats her all the time. She walks into your room and you're just sitting there. No wonder his son felt so inadequate. Because I want to put kids in you!
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I think you should go to your HR dept if this ever happens again. A cheater, cheater, woman beater. He calls over the waitress and asks: As long as all people are expected to function in large groups with extroverted people who have aggressive senses of humour this will happen. Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me.